Giant hand

Mark Hamill has done many different things for the geek culture but this one is is pretty awesome. He played a giant handed dildo light sabre wielding bad guy to Jay and Silent Bob's Blunt Man and Chronic. Cock Knocker has a fabric costume that is exactly like his costume in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. The costume on this figure is fabric which usually bothers me for action figures because that puts them in the same line as dolls but for this figure I will make an exception because he is so very well done.

Cock Knocker has platinum blonde hair with pale skin a really good face sculpt that actually looks like Mark Hamill. He is wearing a domino mask that is yellow on the outside and blue on he inside by his eyes. The platinum hair is spikey. His costume is a dark blue body suit with a yellow and black band going down the chest, and around his waist. Where the stripe and belt connect there is a 'buckle' that has a stylish CK on it that stands for Cock Knocker. On the biceps and the wrists, his thighs also have the band on them. His boots are yellow with a CK on them too. He has a black cape that falls down to his mid calf. The cape clasps at the neck and looks like it connects with a golden chain and two golden buttons.
 

Cock Knocker is articulate at the neck with only a swivel. His shoulders are hinge ball jointed. Both elbows are hinged and the wrist on the left hand is hinged with a swivel, that hand is cast open so he can hold his dildo-sabre. He has some sort of spring activated whats-it so he can do his cock knocker punch. His massive hand is cast just like it was in the movie, gigantic and with an opening that he can hold his dildo-sabre. He has ball jointed hips, and hinge knees. I don't know about his ankles because his boots are a tougher rubber that really makes it hard to bend and test them so alas I will not. There are holes in the bottom of the boots so he can stand on his 'battle' stand.