Giant hand

Mark Hamill has done many different things for the geek culture but this one is is pretty awesome. He played a giant handed dildo light sabre wielding bad guy to Jay and Silent Bob's Blunt Man and Chronic. Cock Knocker has a fabric costume that is exactly like his costume in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. The costume on this figure is fabric which usually bothers me for action figures because that puts them in the same line as dolls but for this figure I will make an exception because he is so very well done.

Cock Knocker has platinum blonde hair with pale skin a really good face sculpt that actually looks like Mark Hamill. He is wearing a domino mask that is yellow on the outside and blue on he inside by his eyes. The platinum hair is spikey. His costume is a dark blue body suit with a yellow and black band going down the chest, and around his waist. Where the stripe and belt connect there is a 'buckle' that has a stylish CK on it that stands for Cock Knocker. On the biceps and the wrists, his thighs also have the band on them. His boots are yellow with a CK on them too. He has a black cape that falls down to his mid calf. The cape clasps at the neck and looks like it connects with a golden chain and two golden buttons.
 

Cock Knocker is articulate at the neck with only a swivel. His shoulders are hinge ball jointed. Both elbows are hinged and the wrist on the left hand is hinged with a swivel, that hand is cast open so he can hold his dildo-sabre. He has some sort of spring activated whats-it so he can do his cock knocker punch. His massive hand is cast just like it was in the movie, gigantic and with an opening that he can hold his dildo-sabre. He has ball jointed hips, and hinge knees. I don't know about his ankles because his boots are a tougher rubber that really makes it hard to bend and test them so alas I will not. There are holes in the bottom of the boots so he can stand on his 'battle' stand.

Seeing Red

Kaine Parker is the second spider clone to take the name of Scarlet Spider. There are a few differences with the comic version of Kaine and Peter Parker. Kaine in the comics is 6'4" and weighs 250 #'s, where as Peter Parker is 5'10" and 165 #'s. Other than being a spider clone of the original Spider-Man, when he was going by just the name Kaine he had powers that Spider-Man did not have and he was able to leave a brand on people that he called the Mark of Kaine usually it was burned into his victim's faces as an ever lasting scar for the remainder of their lives.

This version of the Scarlet Spider does not do any of that as he is trying to be and succeeding at being a hero. His costume is red and black, primarily red with black thrown in here and there to break up the scarlet. Starting at the head Scarlet Spider has a black head with black shoulders, going down his back his black goes to a point that goes down to the middle of his back. The black on his back is broken up by a scarlet spider emblem. His eyes are red, in the center of his chest there is a black spider emblem. Each of his fingers are black. The paint on Scarlet is pretty awesome there is no running, blotching or smudges at all he is painted well.

Articulation on this figure is pretty outstanding I think anyway. His head is on a ball joint with a hinge that allows him to look left, right, up and down very well. Scarlet has an armpit joint that allows him to swing his arm out a little more. His shoulders are ball jointed so he can swing his arms out at a very wide range. He has swivel biceps. double jointed elbows so you can get him into some pretty dynamic poses for a spider character. The wrists are hinge and pin joints. He has a chest/ab crunch, a waist rotation. His legs are where the articulation really is, his upper hips are ball jointed, he has swivel thighs, double hinge knees, hinge ankles and ankle rotation that works great. Kaine's hands are cast in a fist and a thwip fingers.

Compared to the original Scarlet Spider action figure that came out over a decade and a half ago he is an amazing update but he isn't Ben Riley Scarlet Spider. I like Kaine as Scarlet Spider I should have kept reading Scarlet Spider's individual title.

The Wind, the Metal, and the Control

The Fembots: Windblade, Chromia and Arcee

Fans have been waiting years for a generation 1 Arcee for over 25 years and in this review I will discuss her and the other two fembots that Hasbro has recently released. Their alternate modes are a car a jet and a motorcycle. I will go into each of their modes but as per usual I will not describe how to transform them because that will take more time than you probably don't want to read that.



Windblade:

This is a transformer that the fans voted on to create. There were many options as to which mode the figure would take, what their weapon would be and how they transformed. Wanting a female transformer the fans made Windblade as the fans choice transformer. She was introduced in the Dark Cybertron storyline. She is a city talker which means her her race of transformers can communicate with Titan sized transformers which the only existing Titan right now is Metroplex and he is serving as one of the only remaining cities on Cybertron. It is Windblades job to care for and protect Metroplex. 

Windblade is back and red primarily. she has some grey and blue in her color scheme too. I am going to start with Windblades robot mode first then transition into her vehicle mode. As a robot Windblade has many feminine features that actually work well with her robot mode. Just by looking at her head you can tell she is inspired to kind of look like a Geisha with the fan in the back of her head and the markings under her eyes. On her chest plate which is also where her breasts are is the Autobot logo/badge. On her back are the wings of her jet mode with the propellers hanging out there. her shoulder pads are bulky and hinged so they can go up a down. her upper arms are thin but once you get to her forearms they bulk out and have a few more details on them. She has a thin waist and wide hips, She has muscular thighs and really huge boots that also end in heels. Yes transformers females have high heeled boots. 

Windblade is articulated at the neck so she can look sideways and the hinge in the neck which is another part of her transformation allows her to look up and down. Windblade has two different shoulder points of articulation she has shoulder rotation and then she has ball jointed shoulders that allow her a wide range of motion. Her elbows are  only pegged, she has wrist swivel so you can turn her hands around. There is waist articulation with allows her to twist. Ball jointed thighs make it so she can do the splits and also rotate, her knees are single jointed so she can bend at the knee both forward and backward giving her a chicken leg if you bend her leg forward. 

 

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Windblades weapon is a simple one...its a sword but it is translucent from the tip to bottom transitioning from clear to purple near the hilt. The hilt of the sword is designed to look like a propeller of Windblade when she is in jet mode. There is a sheath that her sword can fit in and you can barely tell that the sword is in there. The sheath can either be held in her hand or pegged into her thigh on either the left or right side, it it well designed hat way. Her second accessory is her fan behind her head which is removable and can fit in her hand but not too well and it is hard as fuck to remove.

The alt-mode of Windblade is a plane, but not just any plane, she is a VTOL, vertical take off or land. As a jet she looks good but I have a few problems with it. Her feet stick up above the height of her body as a jet making her not very aerodynamic also her sheath fits in her underside and can double as her landing gear but it makes her off center and unbalanced. As a jet though its a nice design but the pegs used to hold them in place don't stick very well so all in all she is a decent jet. Her nose cone is soft rubber so kids don't hurt themselves. The propellers on her wings spin to give that flying motion look. 

 Chromia:

The second of the three female transformers that. Chromia is blue, grey blue, white and red as her primary colors. Chromia is a complete and massive retooling of Transformers Prime Arcee. Yes I know what is going on with always making Arcee a motorcycle? But this retool is amazing and very nicely done and with her thick armor you can barely tell that there was another transformer she was based from. Chromia's job is to be Windblades bodyguard. Chromia's head is crested as a crown, and she has light piping that actually does not work very well at all, her eyes look black. The armor on Chromia is thick and bulky and works well with Chromia's body style. The upper arms are covered in a piece of armor that does not hinder the motion at all. The forearms are thick with wrist and and elbow guards. The chest plate is thick and nice with her breasts showing not not making her too bulky in the chest area. Her thighs are thin compared to her feet with are very bulky and sturdy. .

Chromia's weapon is a simple blaster that is nicely detailed. Chromia does not have a blaster in the comic as she chooses to use a big wrench as a blunt weapon. The blaster looks great with Chromia though, she can hold it in either hand and it fits loosely in pegs hole on either side of her knees. 

The articulation on Chromia is pretty good. Her head is ball jointed so she can look up, down, left and right. She has double jointed shoulders but one of the joints is used for her transformation the other shoulder joint is ball jointed so she gets a vast range of motion there. Her hips are ball jointed and allow her upper thigh to rotate, her knees are hinged. 

 Chromia's alt mode is a motorcycle that kinda looks like a Tron Light Cycle with a covered cockpit and wheels that have black tires with clear plastic inside of them. As a motorcycle she rolls very well but she tends to fall down if you push her. There is a kickstand that allows her to stand up in vehicle mode so that way she doesn't fall. Her blaster also can help her stand up in vehicle mode. 

 Arcee:

  This is the one fans have been waiting for for 25 years. And damn if she is not beautiful and amazingly made. Her colors are white, pink, black and some blue. Just like the Generation one Arcee from the Transformers movie she has a huge backpack that holds her blasters or something else like maybe her swords. This version of Arcee looks nothing like her IDW counertpart where she has pointed teeth and is more bestial and thinner. Arcee has the Princess Laia buns just like the cartoon and she looks a little more feminine than the other girls I have chatted about in this review. 

 Arcee's bot mode is well done and I like it a lot. She has a balljointed head that makes her able to look up and down left and right. The shoulders are ball jointed and the bicep swivels, her elbows are hinged in ratchet like joints that allow her to bend her arm more than 90 degrees forward. No waist articulation to be had as its not part of her transformation. Her thighs are on rotations as well as a hinge that is part of her transformation. With that part of her articulation can make her cross her legs in a feminine style. Above her knee there is a rotation and then she bends at the knee. Her ankles are hinged so they can go up or down making her toes go into a ballerina stance. 

Arcee's accessories are numerous and great. She has two translucent blue swords a black blaster and a bigger blaster with a pink handle, the blaster also has grey and black. There are many pegs on Arcee's body that can house her weapons in robot mode. Her guns can rest on her hips like they are in holsters. The same pegs that her blasters sit in can hold her swords as if they were in sheaths as well. The forearms also have pegs that can hold her weapons. her backpack also has pegs on the top of it. The ones on the backpack aren't that well devised as they don't hold the swords but they do hold the blasters. 

 Arcee's car mode is pretty great looking and a definite nod to the original. In her car mode she can hold her guns in a special peg on the underside. There is a peg that her little black gun can fit in, the handle rests inside so the two pegs on the outside can be held by her hands so they do not flay about resting under the chasty of the car. The other bigger gun sits on the bumper area of her car mode and isn't notable at all until you flip her over. Her swords can sit on her trunk area or on the sides. There is no other area to put the swords out of the way but in car mode she still looks great with them up there. Her car mode is sleek and gives the look like she could be a very fast car that would give some like Hot Rod a run for his money. But her design is unlike any design ever seen for a car because Hell its a fucking robot to car transformer.

I chose to do these three ladies as we never get very many different female Transformers and I like that we finally get some great designs with some great, tough figures.